Ninten-BLOW

Those Nintendo faggots have screwed Luigi over for the last fucking time. Luigi's mansion was the last cunting straw. Was that their way of repaying me after years of being screwed over by an older, fatter model? I don't fucking think so. That traversty of a piece of shit doesn't evn begin to pay off what they owe me.

The scars on my wrist and my fucked up liver are what Nintendo are responsible for. It's Nintendo's fault that I hit Daisy in her fucking stomach. IT'S THEIR FAULT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING BRUISED WOMB!!!

I will never forgive you, Nintendo, after fucking me over in Super Smash Bros. Melee (I SHOULD NOT BE A HIDDEN CHARACTER) to probably doing something awful with me in Mario Kart Double Dash, and then the final insult, The Fucking Mansion. While my fat, FUCKING RETARDED CUNT OF A STUPID GJL[NI[GBNR BROTHER gets to sun his fat CUNTING FUCKING ASS on some sunny, fucked up island, Luigi is stuck in a creaking, rotten shithole of a house filled with shitting spirits, and what do they give me? Do I get an Ecto 1? Ghost traps? No.

Not even a fucking Slimer.

It's just good old Luigi with a fucking vacuum cleaner. And they expect me to sit back and accept this mockery. "Oh, good old Luigi, does what he's told, never argues, we can make a fucking joke out of him and he'll just grin like a fucking spastic retard wheelchair cock". Not today, Nin-fukken-tendo.

I'm gonna go to every single one of you Japanese fuck's houses and personally rape your wives and slit your children. Then I'm going to get a scalpel and make incisions in your eyes. Just some very neat, clean little knife lines, blinding you utterly. And then, then you might be close to paying me back.

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