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THIS WEEK

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Jim writes news about celebs.

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Cane/Hat Man
The latest adventure of Cane/Hat Man.

Written by Dziga

Major And Snake
The guys from Metal Gear Solid!!!1

Written by Morphine Jim

CLASSIC LUIGI
Just in case you missed them the first time they appeared on the forums, here are some vintage Luigi rants from our ancient vault we have owned for a year and a half.  This week's spotlight is on more of the best of Luigi.

Nintendo
The fuckers that hold him down.
by Luigi
Mario
His inferior brother who gets all the glory.
by Luigi
Link
That green-wearing faggot that we all hate so much.
by Luigi
Donkey Kong
I could've kicked this fat ape's fukken ass with both hands in a barrel.
by Luigi
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