22-year-old Auctioning Off Virginity
22-year-old Natalie Dylan (fake name) is auctioning her virginity online to the highest bidder. Get out your wallets, boys – but only if you’ve got $3.7 Million to drop on this bitch’s hymen. That’s right…over three million dollars just to pop her cherry.
Upon first hearing this, I immediately questioned how this was even legal. Being a college grad from Sacramento State though, she’s no dumb broad. To avoid doing jail time, she’ll be doing the deed at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a whorehouse in Reno, Nevada, where prostitution is legal. She says this is a feminist act and hopes to pay off her Womens’ Studies Undergraduate degree and fund a Graduate degree in family and marriage therapy. But I don’t think she’ll be on the top of my list if I ever need marriage counseling.
Over 10,000 people have placed bids on her, but keep in mind that she has stated that she may not bed the highest bidder. She mentioned that it all comes down to “chemistry.” Hypothetically speaking, say Ano bids $4 million to deflower Natalie, and JCC bids $2 million, but she doesn’t like Ano because he’s a prick and chooses JCC. I call bullshit. This chick is selling her virginity, but she claims that she’ll give up $2 million just for CHEMISTRY?! I think not.
While the entire situation is pretty fucking absurd, I can see her point. We all know that the economy kinda sucks right now, and college isn’t cheap. With a few million dollars she’ll be able to pay off an Undergrad, a Grad and perhaps even a Doctorate degree and have some left over to figure out another way to scam some poor dude out of a million bucks. Plus, we know that most people don’t die next to the person that they lost their virginity to. A large number don’t even still talk to that person, myself included. This way, there is no emotional attachment, she’ll have no false ideas that they will stay together forever and live happily ever after, and she’s making a pretty penny off the deal. The thing I would be worried about is…who are the bidders?
Pictured above is one of Natalie’s bidders, a 59 year old man whose name I forgot and can’t find on the internet. Can we say fucking creeper? I guess that’s where the “Chemistry” comes in. It’s easier to claim that there is no click between the two of you instead of saying, “Hey, you’re butt fucking ugly, and I’d never be naked in the same room as you, despite the fact that you’d pay me millions of dollars to suck your dick.” Another problem is that this is causing a little bit of tension at the Bunny Ranch. Brooke Taylor, the head Bunny is pretty pissed that some amateur is coming in, charging an arm and a leg for something that she feels she could do much better. And Ms. Taylor has a point. The males bidding on Natalie’s virginity are bidding on just that. More than likely, they will not receive the best lay of their lifetime, so why bid? If these dudes were smart, they’d pay a fraction of the cost for one hell of a night with one of the other, more experienced bunnies.
In the end, Natalie will be auctioning off her virginity. I think it would be interesting to know what you all feel about it, especially the females of the Nation. And, would you pay $3.7 million to take her V-card?
I am pretty sure there was another girl who did this recently too. It’s a strange world we live in and I am surprised I am actually in agreement with the residents at the bunny ranch being miffed.
According to Wiki, she tried this earlier in the year, and the “winner” ended up dropping out, leading to the fact that the bidding is still going on. I’m not really into the whole whoring scene, but it should definitely be legal, as should prostitution across the board. And to be honest, I’D fuck a 59 year old creepy guy for $3.7 million. Think of all the years of work that that would cancel out, all the time it would free up, and all the things you could do with that time. All as a result of a single hour’s work, at most. Sure, it’s shitty work, but for $3.7 million, the price is right.
Ahh.. I knew I heard something amidst the news. Same chick, huh? Prostitution is overblown as a crime, after all its one chosen by the so-called victim. Legalization would help remove much of the associated crime that occurs because it is illegal. Unionization and similar protection would remove much of the problems with working the street.
I agree with Alyzz. Is it really an auction at all? Kind of a joke to call it that, its some kind of selective bidding. Not allowing the highest bidder to win is BS. Sort of like what happened to Jim Basille’s bid for the Phoenix Coyotes in the NHL. Actually, it is almost the same thing!
As a Mississippi river of thoughts go rushing though my shallow brain I am at a loss for a place to begin.
is she really a virgin ?
3.7 million ?
what kinda auction is this if the high bidder can be denied his prize ?
Reno is only a 3 hour drive….
STOP THE BOAT…shes a virgin ! she’s gonna drag her teeth and then lay there and snivel for 30minutes with the climactic ending being ” are you done yet ? ” all of this for 3.7 million ?? NOT even if it was paid in Peso !!! you would have to be a senile 80 year old turd to buy that ! even Alzheimer’s couldn’t erase the memory of bad virgin sex out of my head. even if I was so fuckugly I had to pay for sex I would want it to be good. for 3.7 million that blow job would have to put me into cardiac arrest before I gave it the ” thumbs up “. then the marathon of sex would begin ! the U.N would be scheduling food drops for her before I was done !
Did she ever use the words ‘highest bidder’ though?
In Natalie’s defense, she still gets to retain some (fleeting) sense of dignity by not just fucking ANYBODY. Plus, I’m fairly certain that the losing of virginity doesn’t include sucking dick so maybe that’s a non-issue even if it’s a sad fact.
Hell, I’d sleep with JCC over Ano too because Ano’s a prick and JCC is God…I mean…not a tough choice. And if I had to lose a couple mil for it, I think I’d survive. But, that said-this choice to pick and choose makes her a prostitute, not a struggling student.
@G- Did you just compare a girl’s virginity to a NHL draft? ….damn, you’re better than I thought.
@Sethoz- Whoa…
@SF Ha ha kind of. My problem is the use of the word auction, it just does not seem honest. I have no issue with her deciding who “wins.” Auction implies highest bidder wins. That’s not the case here.
The NHL thing was actually Basille (owner of Research in Motion – Blackberry guys) tried to purchase the Coyotes and outbid the second next bidder by almost $100 million. The NHL Commish fought this purchase of the team (which has lost millions every year in existence) as it would involve relocation to a proven market. Basille lost in court, judge ruled for another auction at a later date. Basille outbid everyone again and STILL lost due to politics that would bore a non-fan. Illogical politics at that. Got a lot of hockey fans pissed because it was called an “auction.”
What a fucking slut. I like her !
Anyways, why the hell NOT make some money off getting your cherry popped? Its not like the first time for a woman is usually anything special, they just want to get it over with, really. I don’t know if I could say no to letting some old dude fuck ME for 4 million dollars, assuming I never had to ever do that again…..
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After looking at those bunnies at the ranch and touching my self repetitively, I would really prefer to get the royal fuck treatment by one of those hot pros than fuck a lousy virgin. Why spend Millions on a “dead fuck” virgin whos only average looking, really, when you could spend only hundreds on a hot pro who will fuck your brains out?
What a creep that guy is, I saw him on TV it was hilarious. A total loser, actually.
Apparently, she is prepared to have a doctor make sure that her hymen is still intact and that she is infact, a virgin. Wouldn’t that suck if they check and…oops…that isn’t the case?
But I totally agree with everyone else. If you’re going to pay for sex, pay for really fucking awesome sex and don’t pay $4 million for it.
Dont these clowns realise you can fuck a hollywood B actress for 10K a night? I dont know how much the really famous sluts go for, but its a lot less than this. Not to mention this chick, even with all the makeup in the world and in professional photos, still kind of looks like she has down syndrome, makes me weep for the state of the world today.
$3.7 Million for THAT? She’s ugly!
Meh, if she can get that money, more power to her. It’s stupid to pay that much for it, but if stupid men want to spend their money that way, more power to them. It’s just a dumb proposition all around.
Prostitution doesn’t bother me, good for her if she makes some money off of it. I’m with JCC, I would take it up the butt once for an early retirement. Everything has its price.
I’m all for it. If a consenting adult wants to pay another consenting adult for sexual favors of any type is fine by me.