My Fault… Sorry.
My Fault… Sorry.
I own a time machine and I never learn (nor fix my mistukess). I disrupted the time continuum a few times. I’m sorry, here’s why.
My Fault: The rise of hate leading to the Nazi party and its’ so-called ideals.
I wrote this book, “My Struggle.” It documented my friend and I’s problems trying to get Doom to work on a 56K modem in the mid 1990’s. Damn that was frustrating!
I was kind of kicking around Vienna some 80 years ago. The whores and beer there back then are choice. Like 90. Don’t understand? Too bad.
I don’t correct mistakes. I ran into this sad pathetic bitch-man named Adolph was bitching about being a failed artist. Normally I’d just laugh and walk. Today I felt like I needed to drop some unneeded equipment.
Couldn’t find a nearby vending machine to sell it to and my backpack-capacity was maxed out.
I told him I knew his struggle and in fact I’ve got this little manuscript that might cheer him up. Yeah, it had nothing to do with being a failed artist really, but thought it might inspire him to grow a gay moustache.
What a douche! Not only did he steal credit for my book, the translation is completely wrong! Fucker. I don’t know how he misinterpreted the modem protocol “kermit” for hating minorities.
It ain’t easy being green. … what is the white stuff on Kermits ass crack! Childhood = deception!!
And the blaming the Jews thing, I was blaming my bro “James” who kept picking up the damn phone while I was trying to play. WTF! I had my buddy trapped in a fucking machine gun circle strafe! Total n00b kill. Mother fucker. Wait. Hmm… He’s my brother and that’s my mother which means…
Well, at least my brother was older than me and could boot for me some prime alcohol since I was underage.
So yeah, I kinda sorta helped an evil man form a doctrine and eventually rise to power. And start WWII. Kill millions. Etc.?
Albeit it wasn’t until he was in power that he forced most people to buy my book… and that the translation was completely wrong….still though… fuck that Adolph guy.
Sorry about that. I could fix it now seeing that I have a time machine and all… but I have wrestling to write about.
I wonder what would have happened if that game wasn’t Doom, rather, Wolfenstein? Hmm….
Ha, I’d like to read your version. That said, “sad pathetic bitch-man” is a bit harsh, no?
So, you’re also a bad influence? …now, I’m listening.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA dear god I hated doom on a 56k, and yet still spent hours of my life tinkering to get it to work. Dear god I am as old as Ano claims. I need a nap, now where did I leave my walker?????
@SF I am the first to admit I make mistakes, and I got a few more of these time machine “mishaps” coming! I actually already wrote a draft for episode 2 for next week or so.
If anyone on the Nation wants to remind me of some historical mistakes I might be responsible for (odds are it was me), and wants to remind this also old-man about feel free. I got my own list, but will totally add to it.