Here Comes The Bride
Our very own Ano is getting married, yes that’s right Ano the wild Aussie is getting hitched. There has been a lot of speculation as to whether this is real or a work. I myself think it’s very real I just think it comes down to the, who or what he is marrying. See I think love is a many splendered thing and with Ano liking an adult libation every now and again this could cause some odd results. So with that in mind and that fact Ano won’t tell me I have compiled four potential brides
The first is a bit of a stretch, but yet funny as hell. See the Lord of the Rings was filmed in nearby New Zealand I could see a case where this creature swam its ass to Australia and met Ano in a bar after a cricket match. Their eyes met through an alcohol fueled haze and boom engagement before you know it. I am of course talking about Gollum, who is potential bride numero uno.
Our second candidate comes as no surprise and is almost one I could have married at one time. I mean com on you mix enough fine Irish whiskey or good rum and this ones possible. Sure it’s a bit creepy to even wonder why a bulldog is in a wedding gown or how Ano became engaged to it. Still I say it’s probable and so bride number two is, a bulldog in a dress.
The third potential Ano spouse may seem just down right twisted and yet I can recall something even more twisted than marrying an oak coffee table. In fact I am sure some women haters would gladly get married to a table or possibly a television. They may find it a far more agreeable companion than most women. Again I don’t want to belabor the point, but with Ano’s love of booze this logic makes even more sense ten sheets to the wind.
Our final Bride is probably the worst one for yours truly. In the idea that this post may anger the Aussie is what made me think of it. I am betting every red neck bubba the world over has wished he could do this. Our final pride is a nice shiny handgun. Perfect for taking out smart asses who think their funny. This isn’t any ordinary pistol mind you its a Desert Eagle .50 cal, I figure a man from Australia needs a hefty side arm to be his betrothed. Granted it won’t do him any good if he intends to take me out for this, but a nice bride none the less.
I will admit it’s entirely possible that our dear Ano has found him a nice woman who walks upright and everything to be his bride. Still since he is such a secretive bastard and usually fucking with us I thought might as well have some fun with it. I will close this with one simple phrase, if you can’t take a joke you’re probably the punch line. Hope you got a chuckle out of this and I wish Ano and his soon to be bride many years of drunken happiness, whoever she is.
Nice post and, my sentiments exactly.
But seriously…where do I get that…coffee table…yeah, the coffee table.
Haha, congratulations to Ano, no doubt. My money’s on the gun, especially after he reads this.
Candidate 1 is ideal. Commited to the ring so much as a metaphor to loyalty to the relationship. He/she’s into finger food too!
glad to see some of my EXs have moved on !
congratulations Ano !
@SETHOZ- Every time I run into the coffee table and remark ‘fucking coffee table’, I’m going to think of you.
@SETHOZ: Except for the dwarf goat, I don’t think anyone ever saw it again after that one night.
Id say the gun’s the closest so im going with that. Shix got a right laugh out of this, which is a bit disturbing because she doesn’t laugh at my jokes – the bitch.