Peeping toms are out there and they are quite disgusting if you ask me. Some want to watch the ladies with their nickers down and some the men and some just want to watch you poop. What makes the one I am about to talk about so bloody funny is he is or possibly was an employee of a Christian book store. That alone had me laughing and then I got to thinking about how many commandments he broke in the process of committing this act of spying on the sly.

Granted were not exactly dealing with the most brilliant of potential voyeur here in he got caught. Worse yet, he managed to record himself while in the process of installing the camera in some boxes stored in the restroom. A female customer of the store found the device and alerted the police to it. Now my normal reaction to this clowns antics would be to inform him that there is a metric ass ton of free porn on the internet that is far easier to obtain. Plus as long as you stay away from the kiddie stuff it’s not going to land you in jail. Since this guy was at least employed at a Christian book store, I have decided that god forgot a commandment or two and I shall now help him out and make some new ones.

11) You shall not digital record your customers for the purpose of interfering with yourself later

12) You must not take said digital recordings and place them on thine internets for others pleasure

13) You shall be allowed to place these spy cameras in confessionals in case the priests are attempting to shag children

There we go that should cover a few bases on the digital frontier that God, Jesus or Moses could of foreseen. Seriously though, how stupid do you have to be to actually video tape yourself installing the bloody thing? One of the greatest criminal minds of our time he isn’t.

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