Who needs porn when I have B.O.B.?
What do you do nowadays that the economy sucks so bad? Let me guess…you’ve cut back on eating out and learned how to cook? You’ve stopped going to movies and opt for a monthly Netflix subscription instead? You didn’t go away for vacation this year but instead adventured into the thick forest of your own backyard? You’ve stopped paying for sex and have taken things ‘into your own hands’?
Well, ok, maybe you weren’t paying for sex but you are certainly staying home more so…what do you do with all that idle time? Play video games? Maybe. Watch porn? Sure, why not? Have sex more often utilizing freaky new toys and exciting new lingerie? DEFINITELY!
We’re not even going to mention the potential baby boom on the horizon…for now, we’ll focus on how this is affecting the adult novelty business.
According to stores such as Babeland and Hustler Hollywood, sales are notably increased as the economy slumps into oblivion. Businesses that cater to couples and females are doing especially well as more and more people are spending quality time with their significant others rekindling relationships (rather than trolling bars and extravagantly spending money on fly by night entertainment).
According to a few high profile adult toy makers such as LoveHoney (of the UK) and Lelo (a Swedish-based toy company), they are experiencing up to a 30% increase in sales!
Even with prices hyper exceeding the 100$ mark, you still get more entertainment (read: pleasure) from one of their products than you would get from dinner and a movie. And now that adult sex toys are a more acceptable part of mainstream life, they toy makers are putting more quality and aesthetics into their products.
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LoveHoney? What could be better???
I find that the handle of a plunger works just fine. And hey, when she’s done with it, it’s the guy’s turn. Fun for the whole family.
Are you saying i should put a couple of those things in my ass to help the economy.
@Ano- Yes.
Yeah I am not shoving anything up my ass for the sake of the economy, I will leave B.O.B to the women thank you very much.
Interesting trend, especially considering the cost of some of that shit. Pretty much everyone has the Internet, so porn is free. Weird.
@JCC- Even you have to admit that the act of having sex with someone else is better than watching porn and getting yourself off.
Depends on the bird in question
Sure, I’m just saying it’s odd that the whole “toys” thing is growing in popularity given the economy, and the cost of such items. Fucking is free. Fucking with toys, ain’t.