Man Stabbed for Farting
Yeah, it’s a classic case alright. 5 men were sharing a motel room while two were sitting inside the room eating their food. One of them, however, had a farting problem while the other couldn’t tolerate it. As you guessed it based on the title of this article, the man stabbed the farting man, while first throwing his knife at him to injure his leg.
The attacker is in jail with a $15,000 bond and placed in an immigration hold. Now, here’s the first of several problems that I see. First off, how often do people end up renting out a Motel room for 5? Second, we can presume that they are illegal immigrants due to the fact that they all like to cram into a hotel room like a bunch of sardines. Third, why the hell commit a crime in a country you don’t fucking live in? Seriously, that is asking for trouble all over the place. In fact, I think the real question lies in why the hell hop the border and live with someone who has a farting problem?
You never do anything with anyone who has a farting problem, period. You don’t go to a dance with one. You don’t go driving in the winter with one. You don’t eat dinner with one. And you certainly don’t have sex with one. YOU DO NOTHING WITH THEM. Seriously, no one wants to have anything to do with someone if they have a farting problem. For those who do have a farting problem, I suggest having your doctor give you a new asshole. Perhaps one that is capable of staying closed until you make it into a bathroom and you can unclog it.
Ha I so hope you get stuck in a hotel room with me at some point. My fart skills are the stuff of legend. Yeah the five guys in one hotel room is far more common than you think. Rodeo riders and motocross guys do it while on the road far more often then one would think. Saves a shit ton of money, farts included.
It’s understandable that people would do that. Hell, look at the forum topics about people getting together for PAX. But if you’re going to illegally immigrate to the US, and not get caught, you’re better off getting either individual rooms or splitting it 3 and 2.