Category: Comedy | Tags: creed, shreds // Add Comment »

I don’t believe in GUILTY PLEASURES. I think that term is actually rather ridiculous. I don’t understand why anyone would feel guilty about something THEY like is honestly beyond me. I guess possibly in the right situation it’s okay, but I seriously can’t think of the RIGHT situation for that. I know someone who does this thing that just kills me. If someone makes fun of something he likes, he tends to just roll over and go along with what they are saying.
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For those of you who don’t know, over on our very own Morphorums, the Bill Cosby Championship League is about to present what’s been hyped as the champion’s greatest challenge yet. In preparation for this momentous occasion, I’ve been asked by fellow Morphine Nation administrator DanMan to explain what the Bill Cosby Championship League (BCCL) is, and go over a bit of its history. Having run the League on three separate occasions over the past six or seven years, I’ve got plenty of memories and information on the subject, so I guess now’s the perfect time to share… (more…)

Category: Site Updates | Tags: BCCL, beatrix kiddo, Bill Cosby, bill cosby championship league, bumblebee, captain jack sparrow, DanMan, JCC, jim sterling, kamala, Morphine Nation, morphorums, nostalgia critic, starscream, the joker // 3 Comments »

Let me begin by saying that if you have yet to sign up for the Morphorums to witness history in the making at the Bill Cosby Championship League, there’s no better time than now to do so.

Since the news was handed down last night from the BCCL booking committee, sports publications the world over have been scrambling to find the latest dirt on who Bill Cosby’s latest opponent will be. Speculation has been rampant, though no clue has been given to this mystery challenger’s identity. But the committee all agree, this man could very well be the one to end The Cos’s seven-year winning streak.

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Category: Comedy, News, Station Nation | Tags: BCCL, Bill Cosby, kamala, Station Nation, wrestling, wwe // 2 Comments »

Right, it’s been a while. Nice to see you again, Margo. By the way, don’t shit your pants, but we have a new show, so don’t shit your pants; have a listen instead!

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Category: Comedy, Station Nation | Tags: cunts, dirty laundry, movies, Nation, star wars, station, top 100 // 5 Comments »

What happened when the show ended… (more…)

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I own a time machine and I never learn (nor fix my mistukess). I disrupted the time continuum a few times. I’m sorry, here’s why.

My Fault: The Time I Brought the Interwebs Down… well all of Morphine Nation and Project Wonderboy that is…
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Category: Comedy, News, Rants, fiction | Tags: bees, Berenstain Bears, Morphine Nation, My Fault, Reddit, site down, time travel, total bullshit // 3 Comments »

Unless you have been living under a rock, or don’t use the Internet a lot (if this is the case, I envy you), you have certainly heard that George Lucas is re-releasing those dang movies of his again, on BluRay.  In the past 15 years, Lucas released and re-released the Star Wars trilogy to the point where it has become a joke, both in the amount of times he has released them, and how he has continuously edited them.  And every time Star Wars pops up again, The Internet gets in a furor about what GEORGE HAS DONE TO OUR PRECUIOUS MOVIES.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m no fan of his constant editing, I’m just saying they’re not worth popping one’s reporductive organs over.

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Category: Comedy, Original Comics, Project Wonderboy | Tags: Comedy, comic, fan, komik, kosmos, parody, shart, shion, xenosaga // Comments Off

In this week’s comic, James and Ellen are discussing Shark Week on Discovery Channel, when Cable television network Discovery Channel annually dedicates a week’s worth of programming in the summer towards Sharks.  I know a lot of people who get excited over Shark Week on Discovery Channel, and anticipate its arrival with great enthusiasm.  I do not, however.  Personally, I wish they would dedicate an entire week to “How It’s Made.”  I find that show absolutely riveting.  I made a pun.

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Last time on THE BACKSTORY…

“Okay then, but where’s Gimli?” I ask.

“Wrong film franchise asshole,” says the Captain, losing his patience. He leaps from his chair and snatches the time machine off the table!

“Hey wait, we need that,” shouts Laurie going at Sparrow… only to be met with a cutlass held to her throat.

Captain aims his gun at me, and cock’s his pistol… “And now that I’ve got you two here, and this little toy of yours… you’re not going anywhere.”.

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Category: Comedy | Tags: 2010, al creed, alcohol, ano, backstory, Cosby, dc, Flies, fuckballs, G, gimli, Gonzor, Halloween Party, jaws, legolas, lord, mvp, My Fault, oil spill, orlando, phorum, poll, recent, sea, sorry, Sparrow, Strode, TCR, time travel, total bullshit, Yeti // 1 Comment »

When I was growing up (or at least when I was supposed to be), I recall many cartoons, TV shows, and whatever else where a scenario would arise and it would be dealt with in that convenient 30 minutes or less time slot. I know, I know…being an adult now (allegedly), I understand the world doesn’t really work like that and it’s a lot more complicated.
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Category: Advice, Comedy, Rants | Tags: bear, bug, child, dragon, ending, fly, friend, happy, kid, lesson, lie, little, lying, miss, no, patch, spider, sunny, surprise, toon // 2 Comments »

Wherein I meet a big face.

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Picking up the Brick Road. What a prick he is.

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Back in the habit. Whatever that habit is.

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Absolutely no skill required.

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Christ on a Cracker, has it REALLY been a month since my last comic?  Man, it’s been a long time since I’ve gone this long without doing one.  Well, I figure now is a good of a time as any to catch up with everyone’s favourite warped kids show, The Marvelous Learning Family!  I’ll try and keep the comic updates a little closer together next time, ok?

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You know who can go fuck a pile of dead Haitians and get the AIDS? The people actually AT the World Cup games this year. Now, I already know what you’re thinking, and you’re partially right, but there’s a lot more to it than just…those people. I’ve been very carefully following the games (not watching at all and mostly checking out memes and things Al Creed posts) and I have plenty to say.
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Category: Rants, Who Can Go Suck It | Tags: 2009, 2010, 22, africa, ball, can, cup, fifa, foot, go, it, nigger, soccer, suck, vuvuzela, who, world // 1 Comment »