So due to the fact that I have returned, new laptop clicking under my fingers, I have decided to opt for a video that is very chickish! I don’t care because it is Laurie Strodes Fan Vid, and not what other people like.
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Hey guys. I’m just dropping by to flaunt my knowledge of things(mostly to make self feel better about myself, but also to show how awesome my insight is sometimes). Let’s hop into G’s time machine and check out the things that I knew. (more…)
Did you fellows see the 82nd Academy Awards last night? My goodness, that was a “hoot,” wasn’t it? I especially liked the segment where that Benjamin Stiller fellow came out, dressed like one of the characters from the popular film “Avatar.” That was a very topical joke. Unfortunately, the 82nd Academy Awards were not so kind to James…
Hey, you dudes remember the Whimsical Sharing Friends, right? I think you do. I got a decent amount of feedback about it. Anyway, consider this a sequel of sorts, The Fantastic Manners Family! They’re here to teach you the importance of saying Please and Thank You. Or else.
It’s Penn Jillette’s birthiversary today, and to celebrate, we make no mention of him whatsoever on this week’s program. We do, however, mention Lucy Lawless’s underpants and what it would feel like to do an interpretive dance about the deforestation of Brazil whilst wearing them.
“Have you played Modern Warfare 2?” I’ve been asked, “It’s awesome!” And so I borrowed it from a friend. The game started off like any other first person shooter, with a tutorial on how to shoot, re-load, change weapons, etc. Then the game play started where my soldier went around shooting things and CG people. As first person shooters go it is a pretty good game. The problem of course is that it is a first person shooter, which makes it not all that different from the previous versions of the game or Halo, Bio Shock, and on and on. (more…)
“How could I be so stupid? Sharks are attracted to…” I stop, dumbfounded staring at a giant great white shark flying through the air right at me! OH SHIT!
I’m a deadman surely….
“Nice.” “Polite.” “Friendly.” For as long as I have been alive, these three words have haunted Canada. We’re well-aware of the reputation that we have in the world, that we’re the Ned Flanders of the International Community; quiet, unassuming and friendly. Hell, there are forces within this country that perpetuates this myth. The truth is, we’re not Ned Flanders. Deep down in the average quiet, unassuming Canadian is an aggressive, flag-waving, xenophobic nationalist that was looking for the perfect opportunity to finally show themselves. The 2010 Olympic Games in Vancouver was THE perfect opportunity, and if you have been watching any of it, you already know we have taken full advantage of it…
I apologize ahead of time for this post. It’s going to be lazy and basically a blog entry. But Schnehsflksdjlsjljdlksddoodle’s last entry made me feel guilty for not writing as often…so here I am. I kind of just want to reflect/rant on a couple news stories that have happened in the past 24 hours. Bear with me and I’m sure we’ll make it through this in one..er..two separate, yet lovingly in-step pieces. (more…)
Hello again. I hope you don’t mind that the comic was a little late this time. I have caught what has been satirically called “Olympic Fever,” and the only “cure” is to watch as much television coverage as possible. Like most people, my favourite event is the Ice Dancing competition, but this year, I have been absolutely riveted by this event called “Curling.” I am unfamiliar with it (is it a new sport?), but the intense action is absolutely thrilling. My neighbour has also caught “Olympic Fever,” but he seems to be really excitable about Ice Hockey. Personally, I don’t follow Ice Hockey, I find it too confusing and violent.
The manly men of the Nation of Mor’feen machismo their way through a bar fight, World War II, and the set of True Grit; on this sextacular session of Station Nation.
My depiction of JCC’s reaction when I let him down on not posting a worthy article.
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It started as another typical February day. Like every day when he is at work, I sit shackled to a couch. There is some sports fanatic who lives in a cage on the stairs. I tried to make conversation with him recently…
“Hi, my name is clone…”
“Shut up…”
Howdy folks. This is the fourth episode of the Danman public probe, which was recorded on sunday. I havnt had time to post it till now, mainly because no matter how much hollywood romanticises it, being a pirate sometimes requires work. For example sometimes you have to fund and plan your voyage, as well as choose your booty. Aye well, my excuses out of the way, on with the show.
Ok lets start with the JCC question from the last episode
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Hey everyone! My brother Schenckerdoodle has been feeling a bit under the weather this past weekend. Seems that his efforts to protest animal abortions in Tijuana this past weekend has left him high and dry with a nasty flu virus. So I, Stefan, his good twin brother will take over for his weekend update, even if it is a day late. I’ll try to make this interesting and somewhat worthy to read other than the other crud that ‘Doodle seems to find funny. It has seemed that Valentine’s day weekend has come and gone, and all the planning, candy, cards, and other rigamarole has went back into hibernation for a few more months until Sweetest Day comes knocking. And if you planned something for your special someone, whoever that may be, I hope that the weekend went a whole lot smoother than the liquid ass that ‘Doodle is currently cursing a storm about in the commode. (more…)
You know the drill by now, unless you’re right fucking thick.
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